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It's always better when we're together,
Happy Together!
(Happy Together, the laugh virus on Thursday nights)
This new year is the Year of the Fire Rooster.
Hyun Moo wanted to wish everyone good luck this year,
so he dressed as a chicken. You met people, right?
I met the fans who came to the studio...
and gave them boiled eggs.
You know how expensive eggs are these days.
(Happy New Year.)
(I wish you a happy and prosperous new year.)
(I'm here to share luck with you.)
It's so cold.
(He imitates a chicken.)
(Is he imitating a crow?)
(Groaning)
(The egg comes out.)
- Happy New Year. - Thank you.
Eggs are expensive these days, right?
Thank you for your work in the cold weather.
The Year of the Rooster has come.
I wish you all the best.
I should go back in. I'm so embarrassed.
(Screaming)
Everyone, we wish you all the best in this new year.
- Happy New Year. - Happy New Year.
What are your plans for the holidays?
As we do every year, Nam Chang Hee and I will...
visit Jae Seok's house.
- I'll wear a suit. - I'm begging you.
Please don't come.
You can just text me.
- I'd like to see your wife, too. - Please don't.
- He visited my house a few years ago. - Right.
He brought me meat jerky. I didn't know what to do.
- He wore a suit, right? - That's right.
Myung Soo, what are your plans?
I'm planning to visit someone I'm grateful to.
- Who is that? - Na Kyung Eun.
(I will pay your wife a New Year visit.)
Hyeon Gyeong, what about you?
I'm planning to visit your son.
(Everyone will go to Jae Seok's house.)
- I'll go to your house. - It'll be a happy holiday.
- I'm excited to hear his answer. - Hyun Moo?
I should go to your house to see them.
(Jae Seok's house will be crowded.)
While you're in my house, I'll be somewhere else.
- We'll... - It's too much to handle.
We'll warm up your house.
Today, we'll celebrate the New Year...
with those who started their careers at KBS.
- They're so noisy. - You can hear them talking.
It's so good to see you all again.
I'm excited, too.
It's so good. Let's host a show together.
I'm so excited.
Let's do this by ourselves.
- It's as if they're hosting another show. - Exactly.
They're so noisy.
It feels like they're back in their hometown.
To our today's guests and myself,
- KBS is like our hometown. - That's right.
Since I started my career at KBS, too, I'm excited.
Didn't you start your career at MBC?
- No, at KBS. - Really?
- I was a floor manager. - Stop talking about it.
I'll talk about it until I die.
(He'll brag about it for the rest of his life.)
I've been friends with them for 27 years.
They are my fellow comedians.
They're older than me, but we debuted at the same time.
They were extremely popular in the 1990s.
Let's meet with them who returned home in glory.
- Please come out! - Please come out!
Hello.
- Hi, Hyeon Gyeong. Have you been well? - Hello.
He's doing an old comedy act.
(Yong Man does an old comedy act.)
Welcome.
(They make a glorious return to KBS.)
(The members of Big Mouth and Gamjagol...)
(gathered here on Happy Together!)
(Big Mouth, the funniest and chattiest)
(Gamjagol, the legendary comedians)
He won the National College Comedy Contest.
He's making his way up once again. He's Kim Yong Man!
(Kim Yong Man, the elite comedian)
He's very popular in China and other areas in Asia.
He's the prince of Asia, Jee Seok Jin!
(Jee Seok Jin, the comedy prince of Asia)
From a gentleman to a club lover in his 40s.
He reached his career peak again. He's Park Soo Hong!
(Park Soo Hong at his 2nd career peak)
He has come back.
He makes other comedians laugh. He's Kim Soo Yong!
He's Park Soo Hong's man. He's Son Hun Su!
(Big Mouth and Gamjagol)
(The Talk Dream Team)
Yong Man made an old-fashioned entrance.
I thought I should do something funny.
I thought you were Oh Jae Mi.
Why did you do that?
What were you talking about while waiting at the back?
While we were waiting, Yong Man said...
- What did he say? - "Did Hyun Moo come to see us?"
He didn't come to see us to the waiting room.
Hyun Moo didn't come to see us, did he?
- I didn't see him. - I don't think he came.
He became arrogant.
Everyone else came to our waiting room.
So I asked them if he had come.
- I had to wear this costume. - You should've come.
We all agreed...
that Hyun Moo has changed.
We all agreed on that.
I told him that even when Hyun Moo was an announcer,
Hyun Moo was as arrogant as he is now.
- He said something rude to me. - That's right.
I remember that.
- Stop talking about it. - He was on my show.
He said he had something to tell me.
He said anyone would've done as well as I did.
Goodness.
(What are your strengths?)
Neither of us is popular anyway.
I said, "Hire me as I'm cheaper than him."
That's what he said.
You should look funny in a costume like this,
but you still have the announcer vibe.
(That feels so good.)
- Look at him. - Excuse me.
I didn't choose the costume.
Yong Man, only you are wearing a suit.
- While we were waiting... - I thought...
it should be formal.
It's as if you're hosting "Live Info Show".
(The tables have turned.)
You still have the show host vibe.
(Once you get caught, you can't get away.)
- Your outfit is too formal. - I thought...
it should be.
At the back, he said,
"Don't try too hard to do well. Just relax."
- He tried too hard to look good. - Hold the script.
This isn't necessary.
I didn't know everyone else would dress casually.
Yong Man is very old-fashioned.
You look like Lee Sang Byuk.
- Lee Sang Byuk. - Don't say that.
- Take your jacket off. - Take it off.
My shirt is too tight.
I need to wear the jacket.
I'll tell you something about our guests.
When someone just passes them by,
they talk about everything about the person.
All that person did was to pass them by,
but they spend two hours on talking about the person.
The name of our group is "Scanner".
Exactly. We started recording the show at 11am.
Soo Yong, why did you arrive at 8am?
Why would you make us all feel uncomfortable?
I finished recording another show early this morning.
I went home to change my clothes,
- and came straight here. - Our staff...
asked everyone to be here by 10am.
- He arrived at 8am. - He looks so tired.
- Soo Yong. - Yes?
- Are you recording two shows in a row? - Yes.
- Things are working out for you now. - That's great.
- He looks so confident. - He should be.
- That's amazing. I'm happy for you. - He has...
never been this busy before.
Isn't it the first time in your life?
I realized what being a celebrity is like.
You might collapse from overwork.
I've never seen Soo Yong wearing red.
- I haven't seen it in 27 years. - He lost weight.
- How much weight was it? - I lost about 10kg.
I have a question. Are our guests...
the members of Big Mouth or Gamjagol?
Some of them are Big Mouth, and some are Gamjagol.
Both groups are here.
I see.
- Which are Big Mouth members? - Me, Yong Man,
- Seok Jin, and Soo Yong. - They don't drink.
They can't drink a lot.
The name of our group means we can chat all night long.
We start a small talk and end up talking all night.
- You don't drink, right? - We don't drink.
- You spend four hours at a cafe. - Yes, after that,
we talk for another four hours saying goodbye.
(They are unbelievably chatty.)
Since we met at a cafe all the time,
I once suggested we should go to a bar together...
- to have a drink. - I remember that.
- Right? - We went to a bar.
- It was in front of the MBC building. - In Yeouido.
We ordered fried chicken. For four men,
we ordered only one pint of beer.
(They ordered one pint of beer.)
We said we would order more later.
We poured it in smaller glasses and started to talk.
Jae Seok got drunk quickly.
- He was about to pass out. - We ate fried chicken,
and when we left the bar, I saw...
that there was half of beer left.
We ordered 5 dishes and only 1 pint of beer.
- We ate a lot. - Seasoned sea snail, fried chicken,
- boiled silkworm pupa, and... - Among us,
Yong Man drank the most.
- I led the group. - When we left the bar,
we called him a heavy drinker.
It's a private club of people who can't drink a lot.
The members of Gamjagol are Kim Gook Jin,
Soo Hong, Soo Yong, and Yong Man.
Gook Jin was the leader of the group.
Seok Jin is almost like...
a member of Gamjagol.
That's right.
He hung out with us all the time.
I hung out with the Gamjagol members often.
- What does Gamjagol mean? - We convinced him...
to take the entrance exam, and he debuted.
- You made him a star. - Gamjagol made him a star.
There are other people...
That's Gook Jin.
- They're the members of Gamjagol. - That's right.
Gook Jin looks the same.
It's as if he took the picture yesterday.
(Gook Jin hasn't changed at all.)
He's like a wax figure.
We haven't even started the show.
We had a nice chat with the four of you,
but Hun Su seems uneasy.
He is not from KBS.
Right. He's from MBC.
I have a strong feeling that he pulled some strings.
Soo Hong brought him here.
- I'm not that influential. - Actually,
Soo Hong has been helping me get cast.
Hun Su is very funny, but he's nervous today...
- as he's with his senior comedians. - Right. Also,
- Your turn will come. - this show is popular.
- Is it my turn now? - Sorry?
- Is it my turn now? - No. Later.
I'm sorry.
Let me drink some water.
- Just relax. - Wait a little longer.
Look how thick our script is.
- My goodness. - I thought it was a dictionary.
Isn't this a brick?
Let's record the amount for two episodes.
- Two episodes? - We have a lot to talk about.
- Of course. - Hun Su can't find the time to talk.
Your face looks like a wax doll's.
(He looks so pale.)
Look at his socks. Why would he wear those?
Right.
Let's move on.
Don't mention random things like socks.
- Why? - Don't make unnecessary jokes.
- Don't talk about everything you see. - It's funny.
- We should go home! - We will!
- We'll record two episodes. - We're your guests!
- We're not the hosts! - Let's give out the gifts.
(Yong Man is impatient.)
- We'll do it later. - Let's move on quickly.
Let's move on. Why are you taking them off?
Stop making jokes like that!
Let's not make too many jokes.
- Let's go easy. - Hyeon Gyeong and I won't get...
- You don't get to talk. - Stay quiet.
- Should I just sit here? - Stay quiet.
- Sit down. - You have many cameras here.
Why don't you separate them in two teams?
(It's an unusual suggestion.)
Hold on a second. Please listen to Jae Seok.
Stop talking and do as Jae Seok says.
- He's unbelievable. - You should be quiet, too.
- Yes, Sir. - Please talk less than usual.
Everyone including me will have to say...
- 70 percent of what we have to say. - Okay.
- That's what I wanted to say. - Good.
Listen to Jae Seok.
- Please stop cutting in. - Okay.
(This is the beginning of the talk battle.)
I'm not sure if I should talk about this.
(They can talk about anything they want.)
He was banned from TV shows.
(There's no limit on how far they go.)
Let's move on to the next page.
(The legendary entertainers gathered.)
Please don't leave harsh comments about me.
(They get fired up.)
I rode my bicycle around the river.
(Screaming)
I'll give you some star balloons.
(Soo Yong has evolved.)
Let's watch.
We should get rid of Soo Yong.
(We only talked about how we've been.)
(One and a half hours had passed.)
Edit it out.
(We will go wild today.)
Let's go.
(Big Mouth and Gamjagol)
(Talk Dream Team)
How long has it been since Yong Man last came to KBS?
- It's been a long time. - On all public networks.
- He didn't appear on any shows as a guest. - Right.
Since I appeared on "Metal Tray Karaoke" and...
"Finding Old Friends", I haven't come here.
- You are so eloquent. - From my perspective...
This is nothing for him.
He has many years of experience.
- Anyone can do this well. - It's an odd compliment.
I usually ignore a comment like that.
If I react to that, the show would drag on.
I usually just move on.
We should keep going.
Yong Man likes finishing recording shows quickly.
That's true.
We're chatty because we're excited to see each other,
but after some time, we'll get tired and bored.
We should be selective when necessary.
He likes moving on fast. When I appeared on his show,
he moved on quickly without making me upset.
I guess he thought there wasn't much to talk about me.
He introduced me, and I said hello.
And then, he said,
"You're the best. You're so funny. I like you."
"He's such a talented entertainer."
"Now, let's begin the show."
- He didn't ask you anything. - I said nothing,
but he just went on about how I was funny...
- and so on. - You didn't even ask him how he'd been.
I focused on giving the viewers information.
- He just moved on. - I'm sorry.
"We don't even have to hear him. He's funny."
- "Let's move on." - If you had this experience,
you would understand how he feels.
Anyway, it's been four years since I last came to KBS.
My friends said I should appear on public networks.
I thought Happy Together would be perfect.
Since I'm good friends with the hosts, and the show...
has a friendly atmosphere. Also, it's New Year.
During New Year holidays, you can share food...
with your uncle who has been away from home for long.
(You can share food with family together.)
- That's how I feel. - That's so touching.
I came here feeling like going back home.
(He feels like he came back home.)
Welcome back.
(Let's give a hand to the uncle who returned.)
In this very studio,
we used to record shows...
when we were newcomer comedians.
This place really feels like home.
Didn't tears well up when you entered this building?
- I didn't know about the waiting room. - Right.
I used to be in the same waiting room...
with my fellow comedians when I just debuted.
I was in the same waiting room.
I stayed there after 27 years.
(It's the hometown in his heart...)
(that reminds him of the passion of his youth.)
We worked here even when the parking lot was unpaved.
- That's right. - It's before it was paved.
- Yong Man... - You carried a torch around, right?
It was a long time ago.
- I used to ride a horse to work. - I feel emotional.
Yong Man used to host shows...
- only in indoor studios. Lately, - That's right.
- he hosts an outdoor variety show. - Right.
- You don't work in the outdoors. - I was surprised.
That's right. I prefer to work indoors like this.
- It feels safe and calm. - It feels calm.
Also, I'm obsessed with the voice recording.
We need at least a parasol, if there's no roof.
- It helps to record voices clearly. - It's better.
When you record a show outdoors,
- the sound of voices is scattered. - It's scattered.
- How do you think of working outside? - It's nice.
There's no breeze in here.
It's so comfortable in here. However,
- I've worked outside... - He likes working indoors.
(Seok Jin found something.)
Soo Yong changed a lot.
- He shows reactions now. - Of course, I do.
(Of course, I do. I'm an entertainer.)
- It's odd to me to see him smile. - I'm impressed.
I've never seen him smile so brightly.
- He never smiles when he's with us. - You changed.
- Did he not show reactions before? - No, he didn't.
- He nodded and everything. - He's like a newcomer.
He didn't use to show any reactions like that.
- While a cameraman was... - He's doing it again.
- filming Soo Yong... - Look at his face.
He's making a facial expression.
The cameraman dozed off while filming him.
- His facial expression was always the same. - Look.
(He looks half-hearted, though.)
- Don't go that far. - That was too much.
- That's too much. - Exactly.
It means that Soo Yong has finally...
- compromised with the world. - Yes, I did.
- They're so strict. - I'm glad to see him like this.
- He's never been this cheerful. - Of course.
People didn't see the funny side of him that we knew.
- Now they're starting to notice it. - That's funny.
- That's why... - He should be careful now.
Exactly. If he lets everyone know how funny he is,
he will become more successful.
Gong Yoo and Lee Dong Wook are very popular...
because of their drama "Goblin".
In fact, this is how the real goblin looks like.
- The character suits Soo Yong. - That's right.
- He played as Grim Reaper. - Yes, he did.
- I am the original Grim Reaper. - Exactly.
We always asked him if he was wearing makeup.
Every day is Halloween for me.
(He's ready for the costume party all year long.)
You are amazing.
Summer was always the busiest season for Soo Yong.
He played Grim Reaper or goblin on horror specials.
- Actually, Seok Jin is also... - Wait.
He's the man beloved by China.
Please stop saying that.
But that's the only thing to say about you.
- What else can we say? - What? I host a radio show.
- What about the radio show? - There's a lot to say.
I heard you are as famous as Michael Jackson in China.
- No, I am not. - How many followers do you have?
- Who says things like this? - It's like this.
Maybe you said it.
No, I didn't say it.
Many fans greet me when I arrive at the airport.
When we were younger, we used to greet him...
at the airport when Chow Yun Fat came to Korea.
He's like Chow Yun Fat.
- He's more like Yuen Biao. - Yuen Biao.
- Chow Yun Fat is too much. - Yuen Biao's famous too.
I can't believe all of you know Yuen Biao.
I heard people criticize you when you say this.
Yes. That's why I try not to say it.
They tell me I should do well in Korea.
They tell me not to pretend to be a big deal.
- Goodness. - I get comments like that.
You're too old to be hearing those comments.
- I know. - I am too old.
I always say things like that as a response to...
a question asked by a presenter. But I get criticized.
But why does it matter? I'm Korean. I work here.
- He should think about being naturalized. - What?
- What did you say? - He should be naturalized.
He should consider it. He doesn't fit Korea well.
- You should become a Chinese. - He should...
- Your Chinese name can be Jee Biao. - Jee Biao.
- Jee Biao. - Hello.
My name is Jee Biao.
See? He suits China very well.
He's trying to be humble, but...
from what I know, he has two million followers now.
- He's almost like an idol star. - Isn't that normal?
(I'm jealous.)
It's nothing.
He's very surprised. This is his surprised face.
You didn't pay to get that many followers, did you?
- He didn't hire them. - Are you on social media?
- Yes, I am. - How many followers do you have?
Me? I have around 9,000 followers.
- That's a lot. - That's a lot.
What do people usually comment on your posts?
- There are many big fans. - Yes.
He's got many real fans.
Are you not going to answer my question?
- Are you not? - He's not.
(I know that it's going to be edited out.)
He's funny.
Soo Yong only does things that will work.
Sae Ho asked him a question, but he shushed him.
I heard he comments on Soo Hong's posts.
- I commented several times. - What did you say?
I wrote, "I hate Park Soo Hong".
- He's mean. - It's too obvious that it's him.
"Soo Hong is no fun."
Why do you leave such comments for Soo Hong?
I was on an educational program. How can I be funny?
- I was delivering information. - You have to...
- How can I make jokes? - deliver it in a fun way.
- He's boring. - How can I do that?
You could tweak your voice.
- Can you show us? - What do you want me to do?
Why don't you introduce a famous samgyetang place...
in Mapo-gu and say "let's take a look"?
(How will he make it entertaining?)
Let's take a look...
at the samgyetang restaurant.
(He was too desperate.)
You could do that.
(He can't be saved.)
This is edited out.
They told the editor where to edit out.
Whenever we have guests...
How many bottles of water is he drinking?
- It will make you go to the restroom. - Did you run?
- Why are you drinking so much water? - I don't know.
Let's make him dance.
- What are you talking about? - We have a schedule.
Even I know that it's not the right time.
I don't know anything, and even I know this.
It seems that you can take on Myung Soo.
- That's just how it is. - Why?
Before I became close to Soo Hong,
I was close to Myung Soo.
I still like him.
I don't like you now.
- Bravo. - He's so determined.
That's not it.
- They're both from MBC. - Right.
- They used to be colleagues. - Yes.
- Myung Soo badmouthed... - Yes.
- What is it? - Jae Seok a lot.
What did he say?
Did he badmouth Jae Seok a lot?
(Myung Soo is flustered.)
He's my only hope now.
- You were on "Share Living and Joy". - Right.
- He made me see him on Saturday. - Okay.
He sat me down and turned on TV.
He turned on the show and started badmouthing.
"Is that funny?"
"Is that funny?" I told him it wasn't funny.
And he was so pleased.
You were trying to protect comedy at the time. Right?
As the comedian of MBC... There were 200 of us.
I did badmouth you. I did.
He used to hate Jun Ha too.
But he was afraid to talk to him directly.
When Jun Ha was lying on a sofa,
Myung Soo came to me and told me to kick him out.
He ordered me to do everything.
Did you go tell Jun Ha to leave then?
I told him, "Myung Soo wants you to leave."
I told him.
Why did you kick him out when he was resting?
- I'll explain. - I...
It's the same with Soo Yong. You're all from KBS.
We didn't have many shows at MBC at the time.
- And you kept taking our jobs. - We did.
So I was trying to protect my fellow comedians.
When I used to be very busy at MBC,
Myung Soo said, "The Three Kims' era should end!"
I asked him who those three Kims were.
They were Kim Gook Jin, Kim Yong Man, and Kim Soo Yong.
He said, "Your day has to end."
At the time, Gook Jin and I were actually very busy.
But I didn't know why he included Soo Yong there.
He said, "I'm going to destroy Soo Yong."
- He said that. - At the time, Myung Soo was...
very sensitive about comedians from another channel.
I got into MBC, but I had no work.
It was because of those from another channel.
Do you still have runny nose?
- Why do you attack me? - I am sorry.
I am sorry, but is there time for you to speak?
(They have a lot to talk about.)
- Hun Su needs to talk. - Let's end it here.
Yong Man needs to cry today.
- Why would I? - Then you'll be back on TV.
- He's already back. - You have to cry.
Cry and talk about how hard it's been.
What are you talking about?
(He's so funny.)
This is Soo Hong's heyday.
It is his heyday.
People look at you differently, don't they?
- I'd like to thank Jae Seok. - Don't mention it.
- Goodness. - Thank you.
He should join the politics later.
- No. - He's the one who first...
revealed that I love going to clubs.
When he first mentioned it, I was upset.
I asked what was wrong with him.
And he told me the times have changed, and...
now we can talk freely about what we like.
- I thank him so much. - Don't mention it.
I shot a TV commercial, thanks to you.
- Bravo! - Bravo!
Congratulations, Soo Hong!
It's a happy occasion.
- How many shows are you on? - How many are they?
I'm on seven shows.
- You're on seven shows? - It's nice to be popular.
But I heard some problems came with the popularity.
I can't go clubbing because I am too busy.
In the past, nobody cared about me.
- You used to be free. - Yes. I could dance,
and I could stare at beautiful women.
- I was free. - How about now?
Now when I'm at a club, people stare at me.
And my friends expect me to pay for everything.
It's very uncomfortable.
I don't like paying unless I'm very drunk.
- But you're forced to pay. - Yes.
My drinking habit is paying.
But these days, I pay even when I am sober. It's bad.
Hun Su goes clubbing with you a lot.
Can you feel that things have changed?
In the past, he used to be able to enjoy clubbing.
But these days, people gather around us.
About 70 to 80 people gather around our table.
Can you take us clubbing one day?
Wait.
Seok Jin keeps saying that.
In the past...
- He used to be the best clubber. - Yong Man was.
- Really? - Let's stop.
The clubs in the past were slightly different.
- He was popular. - He was the famous clubber,
and Jae Seok was his assistant.
(Please count me in.)
- It's true. - This is all true.
- He's right. - It is true.
- Jae Seok was... - I did everything they asked.
- He did, and he drove too. - I drove too.
- I took them home too. - He didn't drink at all.
They made Jae Seok their driver.
He was a poor boy.
- He once went inside a truck. - I did.
Why did you go inside the trunk?
- There was no seat. - We were going...
- He still wanted to come along. - to a club.
At clubs,
- you meet ladies. - Yes.
Who had the highest success rate?
- It was Yong Man. - Yong Man. It was 100 percent.
- It's not that I was successful. - Ladies loved him.
Think about it. You entered the room.
Would you like to sit next to Soo Yong?
- He looks grim. - Right.
Soo Hong, our scriptwriter struggled to interview you.
- You were too busy. - I am really busy.
I can't even make time to go clubbing.
Isn't this the busiest time in your entire career?
It has never been like this. There was just one time.
I was on "Great Challenge" with Yong Man.
We also did "Exclamation Mark!" together.
At the time, I didn't know how to enjoy the fame.
But now... I know it is going to fade away soon.
I want to enjoy it now while I can.
Now I get back at the people who treated me badly.
I give stress to those who stressed me in the past.
- Really? - You're taking a revenge.
If you look closely, mean people thrive.
The only way I can take revenge on them...
is to attack them when I'm successful.
- So these days... - What are you talking about?
You're burning with desire for vengeance.
This show is not about revealing secrets.
Why are you talking about vengeance?
I'm talking about this because... For example,
I helped this rookie comedian when we worked together.
Now he asks me how I am while smoking in front of me.
- Who is that? - Who is that?
Just give us the initials.
- But then I'd be officially attacking him. - Yes.
- I can take revenge on him myself. - He smoked.
You will take the revenge yourself.
Is he still very popular?
- Yes, he is. - He must've been very rude.
How do you plan to take revenge on him?
I'm going to do a show with him and stress him out.
That's such a passive way of taking revenge.
You are still willing to work with him.
- He has to earn too. - It's very like him.
- It's very petty. - He will do it through work.
It's very fitting for Soo Hong.
I can't make him lose his job.
We will do a show together, but I won't talk to him.
- How? - I won't ask him any questions.
Please forgive everyone who's done you wrong.
- That's the society we need. - Yong Man.
Why would you say that so sensitively?
You should cry now. It's time.
Give him some time.
You have to cry.
I heard you don't get conscious about being judged now.
We only live once.
- We only live once. - As long as I'm not doing harm,
I want to say whatever I want to say.
I want to say something. Stop it, Soo Hong.
(He makes Soo Hong stop.)
Stop it.
- He's good. - It's okay.
- He's a good presenter. - I owe him a lot.
All right.
Flip to the next page.
- Flip to the next page. - Are we done with him?
- Are we done? - It dragged on too much.
- I won't say anything anymore. - It's...
You're making me a little conscious.
- He's changed. - Jae Seok changed too.
He's changed too. He doesn't do this to the others.
He only does it to me.
I want to ask him. He's nice to everyone else.
He's only mean to me.
He's even meaner to me.
- It's driving me crazy. - He...
Do you know what he said? "How's it going, Dear?"
He rubs it in that he's more experienced than me.
He said, "Soo Hong, my dear arrogant friend".
But I like it.
- He might be taking his revenge. - Of course.
People call Soo Yong "Soo Dragon" these days.
Soo Yong is becoming popular.
- Is it finally his turn? - Is it finally my turn?
We're still introducing everybody.
- Too much time has passed. - It's a long opening.
It's very frustrating for you, isn't it, Yong Man?
It feels like we are walking...
when we could ride a car.
(When will we arrive at the destination?)
We should take an airplane.
What frustrated you the most?
These two guys talk too much.
Cut them off and go faster.
Sprint.
Go away. I'm going to do it alone.
Making people laugh comes later.
If Yong Man was the host, we'd be shooting a closing.
Of course. This would be the highlight of the show.
- It will end in 20 minutes. - In just 20 minutes.
You should cry right now.
- Why would I cry? - You have to.
Cut him off.
Go.
- Go. Go. - Cut him off.
Finally, it's time to introduce Soo Dragon. I'm sorry.
We derailed a bit there.
We've been introducing people for an hour and half.
- Goodness. - You will feed us in the middle, right?
- Goodness. - We won't have time for this.
They told us to do something with it, but we can't.
Bring the food here. We'll talk while eating.
- Just give us burgers. - We can talk while eating.
- Let's not waste time. - This is crazy.
- Soo Yong is waiting. - All right.
- Soo Yong. - Yes. I waited very long.
People are starting to appreciate Soo Yong again.
Do you feel the increase in your popularity?
It's nothing too special, but in the past,
- young people didn't recognize me. - How about now?
When they see me, they go, "It's Soo Dragon!"
What do you tell them when they say that?
I put on a smile and do this.
(Yes, that is me.)
- He never... - He never did that before.
- He never smiled before. - It feels very awkward.
In the past, he did this.
If someone wanted his autograph,
he told them to write down his name.
- He used to be like that. - I used to be.
- Soo Hong knows him well. - I know him very well.
He used to hate kids so much.
He used to hate their bright smiles.
When kids gathered and asked him if he's the comedian,
he told them to get lost.
He was known for being a blunt person.
But he has a daughter now.
- He used to do that. - It's been...
just a year since he became close to his daughter.
- Is that right? - It took him that long.
- Is that true? - It is.
- No way. - That's a lie.
Am I lying? Why aren't you saying anything?
- It's been just a year. - How old is your daughter?
She's nine years old now.
She loves him so much now.
But she used to be awkward around him.
They didn't talk even when they were eating.
You weren't close for eight years.
Right. They are very close now.
She must've wanted to see him on TV.
Her friends must've hurt her by saying that...
her dad is a celebrity who doesn't appear on TV.
(He gets emotional.)
- He can't cry there. - Why cry now?
- He can't cry on that side. - Why are you crying?
If he cries on this side, he will be more popular.
You are so frustrating.
- I heard about that too. - Yes.
It's amazing that Soo Yong gets cheered...
by the passersby.
- He's changed. - What is being a celebrity?
It is all about communication. Communicating with fans.
When people say hello to me,
I wave at them.
- You communicate with your fans. - Yes.
What are the other virtues?
- There are no more. - Communicating with fans.
Pretending to write a note without a pen is old style.
(His gags are outdated.)
Your finger doesn't look like a pen.
- I should've hidden it. - You should have.
That was fun until the early 2000s.
We used to host a show together.
- There are more cameras now. - We used to do that.
By the way, Soo Yong looks different. His hair changed.
- You are right. - Did you get it done?
- I wanted 2017 to be a better year. - Yes.
- So I got a hair transplant. - No wonder.
I got the hair transplant on the sides...
and on the front.
- You had the hair transplant. - He changed a lot.
- The surgery took about 10 hours. - Really?
I had to sit down for 10 hours.
- They even brought me a menu. - What menu?
- For food. - They serve you food too.
It takes 10 hours, so you need to eat.
There is a variety of Korean and Western dishes.
You choose one, and after about three hours of surgery,
you eat in a corner while bleeding.
You eat while bleeding.
Your head bleeds. After you eat...
You would bleed during the hair transplant.
Our scriptwriter was so horrified to hear that.
This is Soo Yong's kind of joke. You're in trouble now.
I told you this before. A lot of people...
lost appetite because of his jokes.
He's known for his horror jokes.
- His joke ends with blood. - Yes.
- All right. - It's amazing.
Yong Man and Seok Jin are very interested in it.
He asked me how the surgery was and if it hurt.
- I'm curious. - He asked how much each strand cost.
- He asked if there's discount. - It's expensive.
- It's expensive. - Yong Man got a lot better.
- Did you take medicine? - No. I use powder.
We did a show in the past, and he had a ritual.
- What was it? - "I have to powder my hair."
(He put black powder his hair.)
He put the powder on his hair every day.
In the past, I did a show with Jae Seok...
and we went to Europe.
I didn't know where I could apply the powder.
I did it in a corner of an Italian restaurant.
(He carefully put the powder on his hair.)
And an Italian offered a pepper mill.
(Do you want some pepper?)
They are really humorous, you know?
(Italian black pepper works great for baldness.)
They look like ground pepper.
- I was helping him apply it on his hair. - Really?
And the Italian man saw us and did this.
(It's so funny.)
The hair transplant procedure is fascinating.
In the past, they only used hair from head.
But now, they can transplant hair from your chest.
- Hair from your chest. - Also hair from your leg.
- You have a lot of hair on your leg. - No way.
- I am serious. - But your leg hair isn't long.
The only shortcoming is that it won't grow long.
(The leg hair doesn't grow long.)
- It's about this long. - It won't grow long.
That means you can't use it for the hair transplant.
It's okay for people who like short hair.
- But they are curly. - The texture...
is different. They are a little curly.
This is as long as it gets.
Think about your hair looking like this.
(It will be horrible.)
You will be like Gollum.
Be considerate of our feelings as balding men.
But I am balding as well.
- I use black powder. - He's one of us.
- I use black powder too. - He's a pioneer.
- I'm from KBS. - I'm from MBC.
Black powder improved a lot now, but in the past,
we couldn't use it on rainy days.
- Right. - We looked like criminals.
Your face was covered in black powder.
In the past, I...
I am innocent! I am innocent, My Lord.
I remember that too.
I was on "Great Challenge".
There was a part where we had a fight...
- on top of a swimming pool. - Right.
When I came out of the water, I was covered in black.
So I washed my hair as soon as I fell in the water.
(He washes his hair as he enters the water.)
I came out after washing my hair.
I started washing my hair as I was falling.
Don't laugh at him!
This is a serious matter for us.
It's the pain we all share.
- I know. - It's so funny.
(I should cherish my hair.)
There was one funny incident.
A hair stylist from MBC was fixing my hair.
It doesn't happen anymore these days.
The powder container burst while she was applying it.
(There was a mountain of black powder on his head.)
It was her first time to see it happen too.
She started laughing.
I had to go into a shoot.
That's funny.
I got up and leaned back to get rid of it.
(He got rid of the black powder mountain.)
That happens because...
Everyone's genuinely enjoying it, but Hun Su isn't.
- It's funny. - He's forcing himself to laugh.
- Hun Su. - Yes.
What's important is that we didn't get to him yet.
We're still far away from him.
We have a lot to do.
- Which page are we on now? - We're on Page 12.
- We've come far. - We have 47 pages to cover.
- No, we have 65 pages today. - We have 89 pages.
- It's 89 pages. - We have 89 pages.
How can you fool us with this?
We've covered only one eighth of it.
We shot for two hours, so this is a 16-hour shoot.
This is a 16-hour shoot, isn't it?
This doesn't even include the drawing segment.
Let's get rid of that segment.
- Kian84 is not in the script. - He's not here.
You're from MBC. Who brought you here?
Soo Hong has been taking me everywhere.
- It's not true. - You're frequently on...
- "Mom's Diary". - Right.
Is there a reason why you take care of him, Soo Hong?
He's a talented comedian. As you know,
no one received Best Rookie Award...
- among us. - That's true.
- I am the only one, then. - Hun Su received Best...
Rookie Award from Paeksang Arts Awards. - Really?
- His jokes were hollow. - His hollow jokes...
dominated that time which was quite new back then.
I found it fascinating.
-Try this medicine. Okay. - No. I won't.
I wasn't trying to help him. I wanted to work with him.
That sort of made our relationship grow.
Do you have any good stories about Myung Soo?
- About who? - About Myung Soo.
We are very close.
Yes, we are. He lets me tag him along.
He helps me come up with catchy phrases for my acts.
Let me clarify this.
Hun Su...
(What kind of nice comments will he give?)
Hun Su is good at charming ladies.
(He's a star player in picking up women.)
That explains all.
- It's crystal clear. - I know why now.
Let's wrap it up here.
Jae Seok used to do that among us.
He charmed the ladies.
(Let me introduce you my friends.)
- He always did it. - I talked to them politely.
- Right, you did. - When they refused, I came back.
The ladies rejected me few times.
We have all five of you, joining us here today.
As I have told you previously,
I think this is the very first time we are shooting...
- a show together. - Yes, it's a first.
- Does anyone make you uncomfortable? - In here?
- Yes. - Does anyone in here make you uneasy?
- You mean Soo Yong? - Yes.
I did say that during an interview.
- Soo Yong... - Is it because he talks a lot?
He makes up stories.
- My gosh. - What kind of stories?
For example, he said something about my dating style.
He said I get new girlfriends often.
I said it's not true.
and that I tend to date one person for long.
- So we had a bit of an argument. - Then?
- I have something to add. - That part wasn't aired.
I agree that Soo Yong tends to exaggerate.
During interviews, it's necessary to exaggerate a bit.
It's not a bit. You completely twist true facts.
- You distort facts. - You are misunderstanding me.
You know I have a lot of insurance policies.
- Yes, you do. - I have quite a lot. He said...
the policies cover many things including breast cancer.
- He did? - Yes, he did.
Why would my insurance cover breast cancer?
I guess it's funny when it's not about me.
I felt it was so unfair when it was about me. It's...
- funny since it's about you. - He said once that...
- I got a shot for cervical cancer. - Come on.
He even said I got three shots to prevent the cancer.
- Did you really say that? - That's too much.
Even if it was unfair, I couldn't...
hold a press conference and refute him.
- You couldn't do anything. - I couldn't just say...
that I didn't receive those shots. So I kept quiet.
He always tells me to look for my nonexistent child...
that he or she exists somewhere.
It is hilarious when he talks like that.
- He said dog hair's used for hair implants. - How?
How can I look for a child I don't know about?
He asked why I wasn't looking for my child...
who was in Manilla.
(His child is across the ocean.)
I've been to vacation spots in the Philippines.
But I haven't been to Manilla. Why would I go there?
- Soo Hong. - Why would I go there?
- It was Boracay. - Boracay?
This is what he talks about with me.
- Soo Yong, please. - Yes?
- We are just having fun, but still. - I think...
I should exaggerate on variety shows for fun.
Why would you exaggerate about my nonexistent child?
- You shouldn't joke about it. - Soo Hong,
if you don't like this, just watch CCTV at home.
- CCTV? - Watch CCTV at the playground.
He means if we want something real, we should watch...
- CCTV instead of variety shows. - That's my point.
Soo Yong makes these comments,
he's just trying to be funny.
Seok Jin is easily convinced,
so his insurance policies cover many kinds of cancers.
All I did was...
adding breast cancer on the list
Can't a comedian do that?
- He's a comedian. - I added 1 out of 6.
- You understand him. - Of course.
I heard Soo Yong likes to appear on shows with...
- Yong Man because he agrees with you. - Right.
- You make a mess. - Right, let say I make a mess.
They say what you say isn't true.
At that moment, he clarifies and cleans it up.
I clarify and straighten things. I do it so that...
I can go home early.
(I can go home early.)
That's why he always listens to me.
When I was on a show, Yong Man starred as a guest.
I was exaggerating again...
and he was next to me.
I said that he dressed up as a woman and...
chatted online with men.
I said he wore a woman's pajamas and chatted online.
- People would say it's not true. - Right.
They would say I made it up and it is true. I did.
However, he plays it along.
He said, "Back then...".
- He played it along. - He does that all the time.
- I was surprised. - How can you do that though?
How can you play it along when it's not true?
- It was a made-up story. - When he tells made-up...
stories, I know they will edited out.
He tells the crew to edit them out.
Of course.
Because of that, a lot of my parts are edited out.
(A lot of my parts are edited out.)
- You shouldn't have played along. - I was sorry.
- It's all for nothing. - I'm famous for mythomania.
(He's a symbol of mythomania.)
What I want to say is...
a month ago, I appeared on this show.
Yes, you did.
I met Soo Hong.
- He talked to me a lot. - I said I was on this show.
He asked me how it was and I said I didn't do anything.
When I told him that, he was angry.
He told me angrily I should've starred on it with him.
He's starting to make up stories again.
- I wasn't angry. - This is what you said.
- He's trying to me funny. - I asked...
why he didn't do anything on the show.
He said that he was feeling shy around other guests.
Writers kept asking why he didn't say anything.
I told him he needed partner to help him out.
He's like a tangerine.
We must peel like a tangerine to see his true colors.
Someone has to help him out to reveal real side of him.
If no one helps him,
his true character won't be shown.
I implied that if I were there, I would've helped him.
- Why would I be angry? - It's funnier that way.
It's funnier.
- Why would I? - Tell the story exaggerating.
Shall I?
"I was on Happy Together."
"How was it?"
"I didn't do anything."
"Soo Yong."
I hit you?
(He continues to exaggerate until the end.)
Look at him acting.
After he does, he always says,
"I think I didn't do well today."
It's a special for Lunar New Year.
We are finally done with our opening segment.
- Excellent. - Great!
At last.
This is the first time that I had a hamburger...
only after an opening segment.
I got so hungry after the opening segment.
- How many meals will we have? - We...
- It's "Three Meals a Day". - We're being raised.
Lately, we didn't air the same special...
for two weeks in a row.
The crew is discussing if it's possible to do so...
- with this special. - Is that so?
So we ordered Chinese food hurriedly.
- You ordered Chinese food? - Just in case...
you might get hungry in the middle and might...
- We might be tired. - not share your stories.
We ordered the food so that...
- you won't be hungry. - That does energize me.
- Food definitely helps. - It does, right?
Today's episode is...
Lunar New Year special.
We asked you to bring a present.
Shall we open your present first, Yong Man?
It is big, but let me share few words of blessing.
Yes, please.
- I'd like to say a few words to Soo Yong. - To him?
I won't use the honorific since...
we are friends.
- Soo Yong. - Soo Yong.
Things are going your way.
I won't say everything will go your way, but some will.
- He said only some things will go his way. - "Some"?
Soo Yong.
Before now, nothing went your way.
I am so happy for you. I hope things will continue...
to go your way this year. Stay healthy. That's it.
- Please give him your present. - It's not for him.
- It's not for him? - Only my words are for him.
You'll give your words and gift to different people.
- It's very westernized. - Yes, it is.
- To whom will you give it? - I'll give to Seok Jin.
(Seok Jin gets the present.)
They've been friends the longest.
- I met him when he was 20 years old. - That's right.
- We met in 1987. - I was born in 1986.
We served in the army together.
- We underwent a near-death experience. - We did.
- Seriously? - We did almost die.
Tell us the story.
I believe Kim Gun Mo was there as well.
- Yes, he was. - He almost died, too.
It was me, Yong Man, Gun Mo, and Kim Kyung Min.
You were marines.
A storm blew in the west coast in 40 years.
We were in a ship.
It was 100m long. The wave covered the whole ship.
- That really happened? - Yes.
It was a tidal wave.
It was a tidal wave. The steamer's screw was ruined.
- It flew away. - It flew away.
- Really? - There were 3 40m-wide holes...
- on the bottom. - By the way...
It was 4m.
- By the way, - It was 4m.
I heard this story 15 times per each person.
- I... - I heard it more than 30 times.
I feel like I was there on the ship with them.
- It's like I dreamed it. - I...
know them well and have listened to...
- the story many times. - The audience hasn't.
- That's true. - So what happened then?
- So then... - It was 4m?
- It was 4m, not 40m. - Don't exaggerate.
- We... - How can the holes be 40m?
- We call... - The ship was only 100m.
On that day...
It was 6 4m-wide holes.
- I was confused. - It was 60cm at first.
That's right. It has grown a lot throughout the years.
The ship rolled.
The ship wobbled greatly.
- The bunk beds were falling. - Really?
- Yes. - We were talking and the mice...
were scurrying between my feet.
- Just like in the movies? - Exactly.
It sounds like there were many, but they were only two.
- That's true. - They're not helping each other.
They're not helping.
You can't say they were mice. You should say a mouse.
Two mice is still plural.
- What is that? - So then,
The marines were baffled. We were only guests.
I asked what was going on and they said it was serious.
- That really happened. - We had to wear the vest.
They meant the lift vest. At that moment,
the captain made an announcement.
"Listen up, everyone."
"After 15 minutes, we will do a takeoff from the ship."
- It meant we had to jump into the sea. - Really?
- We had to jump off the ship. - Why?
He wanted at least one of us to survive.
I'm sorry to butt in, but are you giving a speech?
- I got carried away. - You see people's true colors.
Some people were praying.
One of our colleagues was very sensitive.
- He said, "At least I should survive." - Really?
- That's what Gun Mo said. - That's too mean.
He said he had to survive to sing and he was worthy.
- The universe helped us though. - My goodness.
- There were lift boats. - There were.
One boat could fit 16 to 20 people,
but the wind blew the boats away.
- We had them ready. - The boats blew away.
- It was because the storm was strong. - Yes.
Everyone instinctively...
headed up to the top of the ship.
- I see. - You can't help not to.
The captain again made an announcement.
"Listen up, everyone."
"We will stay on this ship until the end."
It's like a movie.
We decided to face death.
Yong Man didn't talk at that time.
We peered into the captain's cabin.
He was praying.
I realized that this was it.
- This really happened. - Then, something happened.
There was the storm.
There were two big islands.
The distance between them was 110m.
The ship without power settled between the islands.
- Goodness. - It was an oyster farm.
It got stuck between them and the ship slanted.
The ship didn't flip over.
- The islands supported the ship. - How fortunate.
What surprised us is that later we found out...
that the islands were...
where we were headed the next day for our show.
The islands we were supposed to go the next day...
- saved us. - My gosh.
The chance of us surviving was 1 percent.
What did you do first after surviving?
We arrived at the island.
We lined up to make a call to our parents.
I wanted to hear my mom's voice.
When I heard her voice, I almost cried.
Afterward, we went to a small church...
- and we wished for the best together. - You did?
We decided not to live as we did previously.
- They gave us a 14-day leave. - They were lucky.
The next day, we went clubbing.
When we went clubbing, Gun Mo said, dancing...
They are the fathers of clubbing.
- "We're alive." - "We're alive."
- We completely forgot about our resolution. - I see.
Do you plan to tell a story each time you give a gift?
- Sorry. - We also had a near-death experience.
- What is it? - Another near-death experience?
Should we prepare stories about near-death experiences?
We don't need words of blessing since it's new year.
- Please tell us the story. - Okay.
(They're conversationalists back from the dead)
It's a story about Soo Yong saving me and Yong Man.
- What is it? - It's quite a story.
Shall I tell the story?
Three of us went on a trip to Busan.
- It's good already. - It was more than 20 years ago.
- Yong Man had a card. - Right.
It takes 5 or 6 hours to drive from Seoul to Busan.
We took turns driving.
I was the second one to drive.
- I was driving, but there was... - Right.
an accident in front of us.
I came to a sudden halt.
I saw in the mirror that the car behind us was...
- Was it coming at you? - coming at a full speed.
- It was about to crash into our car. - My goodness.
My instincts told me to turn the wheel and I did.
- So what happened? - It was about 0.2 second.
After I turned the steering wheel...
(I trust in you, a professional conversationalist.)
After I turned the steering wheel, we survived.
(It's the end.)
(Everyone's greatly disappointed.)
You delivered it so badly. It wasn't funny at all.
- What's wrong with him? - Does he want to die?
(Today is his near-death experience.)
Is he trying to sabotage our show?
When I think about... My goodness.
- You have to do better. - He's being sentimental.
What is this?
Because of this, our show is about to go under.
Jae Seok doesn't get angry easily.
What did you tell me to do it then?
(They couldn't make the story work.)
You did a terrible job.
How annoying he is.
- What did you say? - "How annoying"?
Can he give the present now?
- It lasted 30 minutes. - Why did you tell like that?
- Give him the present. - Okay.
I want him to remember his early days.
We survived such a storm.
- That's why I want to give this. - What is it?
- Thank you. What is it? - What is that?
- Can I open it? - The bag is pretty.
- The bag is big. - Yes, it is.
- It looks better than the gift. - Why is it thin?
- What is it? - What is it?
- Is it a uniform? - No way.
You are just returning my gift to you.
(He's giving back the present.)
This was Seok Jin's LP record.
- I gave you this. - That's really his?
I inscribed on it, "To my loving friend, Yong Man".
I gave it to him on March 1st, 1992.
- It had the song, "I Know". - That's right.
I look at the back cover, but not the front cover...
- because I look like a ghost. - Let's take a look.
Show us.
(Do you want to experience a near-death experience?)
I look like a ghost in this picture.
- He really does look like one. - He looks scary.
- This is how they made it. - I don't look at it.
It looks hazy. I don't even have this record.
That's why I'm giving it to him.
I want you to keep it and remember your early days.
- Thank you. - There's a hand-written letter.
- Really? - How nice.
(Yong Man personally wrote the letter.)
I wrote it sincerely. It doesn't suit the mood now.
It will be great if one of you cries.
Why don't you cry, Myung Soo?
Cry.
(If you want me to cry,)
(I will wipe my glasses.)
(He can change the atmosphere.)
- Timing's important. - That was good.
"Seok Jin, the hopeful..."
"Year of Fire Rooster has begun."
"Forget what happened recently. Remember your early..."
"days. I hope you will persevere this year."
"I will return your only LP record as a gift to you."
"We didn't have anything at that time,"
"but we were always brave and confident."
"I'm sorry that you're not on 'Running Man' anymore."
Why would you write that?
I'm sorry I thought he wasn't on it anymore.
- He's still on it. - I still star on the show.
"Your family and friends still root for you."
"I wish this year will be a great year for you."
Thank you. My goodness. I appreciate this.
- Has it been 30 years you've been friends? - Yes.
- It's about 30 years. - I remember that sentence,
"We didn't have anything, but we were confident."
That is true. We didn't have anything back then.
We had few bucks in our pocket.
We filled the gas for five dollars or something.
We didn't worry about our future. We just had fun.
- It was fun. - I agree.
Why don't you give your present, Seok Jin?
Surprisingly, I prepared one for Yong Man.
- Share few words with him. - I hope...
he can be on time this year.
In fact,
he failed the driving test 13 times.
- He failed 12 times because he was late. - Really?
He couldn't even take it because he was late.
When we didn't have cars,
we used to meet in front of train stations.
- He used to be late for an hour. - Why?
When I went an hour later because he was always late,
then he came two hours later. It was so weird.
I could feel if he was going to be late or not.
(This is their 30-year friendship.)
When we didn't know anything in the army,
we started to host shows as MCs.
We started in the army.
We started together when we were inexperienced.
We showed a great chemistry between us in the army.
Oddly enough, we never got to star on a show together.
- We only did a pilot program together. - Right.
We barely worked together. So this year,
I prepared this gift as I wished...
to star on a show together. I'm a bit embarrassed...
Shouldn't I open it?
I'm sorry.
(I couldn't wait to show you the gift.)
It's a friendship bracelet.
- It's a friendship bracelet. - One of them is mine.
(Bromance between two middle-aged men?)
- This is a bit much. - It's a bromance.
- Put it on. - What are we doing?
Look at him checking the box in case there's more.
(He grumbles as he checks the box.)
Why did you check the box?
- Just in case. - A friendship bracelet is enough.
He prepared a friendship bracelet.
This looks pretty.
I can't wear this sort of things.
- It's a bit corny. - He can't put it on by himself.
- It's... - What a sight to be seen at your old age.
What do you mean by "old age"?
(A heart-warming friendship)
I'd have never guessed he'd give me something like it.
- It's too corny. - Let us not...
throw out the bracelet.
- Don't lose it. - Promise each other.
Now he's saying this,
but after few months, when Yong Man has it on,
he will say, "What is that?"
Mark my words.
- He's right. - I am 100 percent positive.
He said, "Don't lose it."
- "Where did you buy it?" - Right. He'll say that.
"Let me have one."
Did you buy this at the last minute?
(His gift is losing credibility.)
I have a personal question. You look really close.
How much can you lend when one of you is struggling?
- You mean money? - Yes. He really needs it.
I can lend Jae Seok 300,000 dollars.
- Do you mean it? - Yes, I do.
Before I could lend him 500,000, but I lowered it.
Back then, my wife used to work.
With her severance pay, I could put together the money.
Now I can lend him 300,000 dollars with a mortgage.
You never said you will take out a mortgage.
I think I can lend him 400,000 or 500,000 dollars.
- That's how I feel. - That's amazing.
- I have to check... - You're shocked.
if he owns the house first.
- He's realistic. - I should check on his loans.
I'm just joking. I can lend him about the same amount.
I know him. His generosity depends on my generosity.
That's why I told my number first.
- He's right. - That's the reason.
- He knows me too well. - I know how he thinks.
I had a feeling he will say a small amount.
I said 400,000 dollars because he said 300,000 dollars.
- Is that so? - Yes.
- I can lend you that much. - This is nice though.
How nice.
You exchanged the presents.
Make sure you use what you received.
Soo Hong, to whom will you give your present?
I really like Soo Yong.
He is the one who taught me comedy.
He helped me so that I can take...
a roundabout route instead of the fast route.
You would have succeeded earlier if it weren't for him.
Then I would be in Hollywood.
He is like a curtain.
I saw Soo Yong in a different program the other day.
His wife is like his personal audience.
She laughs whenever he opens his mouth.
- She loves him very much. - She loves him.
Upon seeing that, I realized that he is happy.
All of you have a wife and children.
All of you are happy on the outside.
Don't say that.
I almost spit out water.
He is pretty annoying.
- He is critical. - Soo Hong is like that.
I want everyone to be happy.
While everyone has a happy family,
both of us are single. We must help each other.
- You will give it to Hun Su. - That's right.
(Surprised)
You spoke as if you will give Soo Yong a present.
What a twist!
I wasn't listening because I thought it was Soo Yong's.
He is disappointed.
- Soo Yong... - His hands were outstretched.
My hands were outstretched.
I don't think Soo Yong will receive a present.
- What is that? - Is it packed lunch?
- Open it. - Did he make packed lunch?
- There is food inside. - Really?
(The containers are filled with food.)
- It will be delicious. - It's full.
It's pretty.
- Those are side dishes. - See the bottom one.
Hun Su, you should show it to the viewers.
- I am still lacking. - Soo Yong, you are working.
(Soo Yong has changed.)
Soo Yong used to hate this kind of thing.
Soo Yong has changed.
(The master of variety shows, Soo Yong)
I am learning many things from Soo Yong.
- Show the viewers. - Look at this one.
(Multi-grain rice and various side dishes)
What's in the last compartment?
I think he made these himself.
It's bracken.
This is the most important side dish.
- Why? - It's because...
Hun Su and I are single.
Bracken is bad for men.
It doesn't help men's vitality.
Then why did you give it to him?
He wants to kill Hun Su's vitality.
He is getting work these days. Since he likes clubs,
I want him to be careful of accidents.
We must eat bracken.
Otherwise, I would be scared of myself.
- Gosh, he is lying. - No, I am not.
Kyung Lim gave me...
wild ginseng once.
She knew someone who grows it. When I ate it,
I couldn't sleep for five days.
My body was on fire.
I cycled around Han River.
(Fast and Furious: Wild Ginseng)
I cycled around Han River.
- No way. - I am serious.
You should eat bracken as you cycle.
- I tried both Job's tears and bracken. - Really?
- Bracken is better. - Bracken is better.
Bracken calms your body.
That's why my wife gives me bracken.
- Really? - She gives me bracken every day.
She gives me bracken every day.
I almost gave him star balloons.
Star balloons? Where did that come from?
It seemed like an internet broadcast.
What did it seem like an internet broadcast?
- Don't say anything. - Let them fight.
You shouldn't have added bracken in the packed lunch.
- He needs it. - This is your fault.
We ended up talking about bracken...
- for a long time. - It wasn't my intention.
It's not our fault that we are still hot-blooded.
I see that Soo Hong is very healthy.
- That's good. - My testosterone level...
- is 6.98. - That's impressive.
- What's the average? - The average is three.
- Yours was close to seven. - He is healthy.
That kind of result puts you in good mood.
Hyun Moo and I were in "Vitamin".
We elected the king of peeing.
- I was voted as the king. - It's a funny story.
(I am the king of peeing.)
We moved from bracken to the king of peeing.
They told me that the pressure is good.
Two weeks later, Hyun Moo became the king of pooping.
(Move out of the way if you have constipation.)
He is the king of pooping.
(My poop is golden.)
He is the king of pooping.
He goes to bathroom very often.
You should know that...
I send naphthalene balls to the next compartment.
Gosh, you need to stop.
- Stop it. - You are exaggerating.
- I will send you star balloons. - Stop it.
Star balloons.
- My goodness. - Thank you.
(Thank you, Soo Yong.)
What started with bracken turned into a party.
- Middle-aged men's party. - Bracken is party food.
Bracken is party food.
(It's a middle-aged men's party.)
Soo Yong.
I have good words for Soo Hong.
He has a strong image of a clubber.
In 2017, I hope he would find someone.
That's right. It's important.
If he finds someone, he wouldn't go to clubs...
- to curb his loneliness. - We will go together.
Soo Hong, do you feel lonely when you are alone?
Everyone is bound to be lonely.
I recommend that you enjoy the loneliness.
You miss it when you get married.
- I told you earlier. - What did you tell us?
I told you that some of them aren't happy.
- I am happy. - I told you earlier.
I sometimes think, "I want to be lonely."
You should give it to your wife.
(He should wear bracelets with his wife.)
- Give it to your wife. - Did you take it off?
- When did you take it off? - My goodness.
- What is wrong with you? - Why did you take it off?
It doesn't go well with my outfit.
It goes well with your outfit.
This brooch doesn't go well with your outfit.
He is wearing a suit.
Did you flirt with Park So Hyun?
I did on the program.
- The two of you looked cute together. - I...
I met So Hyun in the corridor few days ago.
- What happened? - I said,
"Good luck with Soo Hong."
"After Hwang Seok Jung and Kim Wan Sun, is it my turn?"
(Am I the next one?)
- Soo Hong is a player. - I know.
- You are incorrigible. - I can explain.
You flirt with everyone.
- He seduces everyone. - I am single at this age.
It's impossible not to do anything.
- You should... - The program...
set me up with Seok Jung.
That's what happened. She is a good colleague.
Wan Sun sat next to me on a program.
She is pretty. We talked.
I told her that she has pretty eyes. That's all.
- Have you met in private? - I didn't get her number.
- What about So Hyun? - I met her at a program.
She is... She is pretty.
(He starts to stutter.)
You are transparent.
Don't misunderstand. It doesn't mean anything.
- You stuttered. - Don't say anything.
Hyun Moo, you are younger than me.
You don't know what you are talking about.
Don't say anything, Penguin.
- I am a rooster! - Penguin.
It looks like Shim Hyung Rae's old costume.
You look a bit like Shim Hyung Rae, too.
I am a rooster.
To be honest, I flirted with So Hyun...
because she is pretty. It's not a crime.
- I know that. - We didn't say anything.
After the episode aired, I texted her.
"I heard the episode was funny."
"We really should have dinner someday."
Then she replied,
"The articles make it sound like we are married."
"I will cheer for your future endeavors."
What does that mean?
I said, "I will cheer for you, too."
Listen to me for a second.
They became each other's cheerleader.
Are they Red Devils? They are Red Devils.
They will listen to each other's radio program.
I am glad that my misfortune makes you laugh.
However, know that I am very desperate.
Laugh. Laugh all you want.
We can't laugh when you say that.
I am desperate!
(Then don't laugh.)
Given the situation...
Soo Hong, you won't last long at that rate.
Given the situation,
I will now take the image of a libertine.
Please elaborate.
I won't get to flirt when I become old.
Don't say I won't last long.
I haven't even started. I know.
I am getting malicious comments these days.
- I know. - It's like a monodrama.
Give him the spotlight.
You criticize me every time I open my mouth.
He has a unique style.
I am not a pervert.
I don't go crazy every time I see a woman.
(I don't go crazy every time I see a woman.)
(I have sound body and mind.)
I don't eat wild ginseng anymore.
I am not like that.
- Sit down, Soo Hong. - Don't misunderstand.
Give him some bracken.
Put bracken in his mouth.
He needs bracken.
- I... - Eat bracken.
Let go of me.
Can't I do that much?
- Stop it. - Eat bracken.
I will eat bracken.
- This is a free country. - Speak after you eat it.
It's not a crime to hit on a single woman.
- Calm down. - Stop it.
People who post malicious comments!
Don't do that just because you are unhappily married.
- It's not a crime to hit on someone. - Stop it.
Should I stay single forever?
- Put it in your mouth. - I lived diligently.
- Put it in your mouth. - Let go of me.
(I will eat bracken.)
- Why are you working so hard? - You know,
here is the important thing.
When Soo Yong gives his present to someone,
one page of the script will turn.
We haven't been able to turn the page.
He didn't give his present yet.
It will take forever.
- For goodness' sake. - It's one page.
Soo Yong, to whom will you give your present?
I will give it to Yong Man.
I thought you will give it to me.
You didn't give him bracken.
Today is Yong Man's day.
That's right.
Like a salmon, he traveled upstream...
- and visited a KBS program. - He is like a salmon.
He is Kang San Ae of variety shows.
He is a salmon.
They lay eggs in their hometown and die.
That's right.
Salmons die after they lay eggs.
That's not very nice.
You shouldn't have mentioned that.
I just made a comeback. I can't die.
- He hasn't laid eggs. - It has been four years.
He hasn't met a bear.
- He hasn't met a bear. - I see.
In 2017, I hope he would be...
- You hope he would be active. - That's right.
He has begun to lose hair.
That's why I bought shampoo for hair loss.
It's exactly what I need. I had run out of shampoo.
- It's a nice present. - It's shampoo I use.
I use it. It's very nice.
I am thankful for my friends.
Thus,
we were able to turn a page.
- Thank you. - It's one page.
We will applaud every time a page turns.
(They applaud in happiness.)
- Hun Su will give his present. - All right.
I met Myung Soo again after a long while.
What?
- It's heart-warming. - It's unexpected.
He knows how to act on a program.
It's a love-and-hate relationship.
Even before I met Soo Hong,
Myung Soo warmly looked after me.
Both of them started...
as comedians in MBC.
That's why I will give Myung Soo a present.
I wonder what it is.
(It's a heart-warming scene.)
I am happy even though I didn't receive the present.
I think it's a gift certificate.
You shouldn't have spent so much money.
- Is it really gift certificate? - It's cash.
- Really? - It's an awkward amount.
- Is that a 50-dollar bill? - Is there 70 dollars?
It's 35 dollars.
Why did you give him 35 dollars?
It's not because of the Kim Young-ran Act.
I have gone to Myung Soo's family events...
for over eight years.
That's right. We were very close.
Then my older brother...
- got married. - Your older brother did.
I said, "Myung Soo, my brother is getting married."
"Please come to the wedding."
I didn't ask him to sing or host the wedding.
- You only asked for attendance. - Yes. He said,
"You shouldn't ask that of a celebrity."
- That's mean. - He simply asked for attendance.
- You should explain. - You should have gone.
He continues to tell stories I don't remember.
When it comes to crime,
victims remember while assailants forget.
- That's right. - Myung Soo forgot about it.
What are you, Pyo Chang Won?
- What are you doing? - It's a fact.
- Mind your own business. - I am being supportive.
When I voiced complaint,
he said, "You didn't come to my wedding either."
I was in the army at the time.
- That's ridiculous. - I was in the army.
- Myung Soo. - He isn't wrong.
He remembers the incident.
I guess Myung Soo felt bad about it.
He said he will give me a birthday present.
He asked me to come to Dongdaemun.
When I went there... There used to be...
street vendors in Dongdaemun.
- That's right. - There were street vendors.
He stopped at one vendor and said,
"Hun Su, this is really pretty."
He bought me fake Adidas sneakers that cost 35 dollars.
Then he talked about it for over 10 years.
- They were fake Adidas sneakers. - Yes.
- So you gave back the money. - We are over now.
(We are over now.)
- I am serious. - "Take this and leave."
- I am serious. - "I will buy those sneakers."
Good job, Hun Su.
- I am sorry. - It's okay. I will let it go.
I was nice to him on many occasions.
Hun Su is the man.
- Hun Su is the man. - Let me explain.
Although Hun Su criticized my wrongdoing,
- he is a close friend. - I know.
- I was joking. - It was a funny story.
Although Hun Su criticized my wrongdoing...
(While the atmosphere turns heart-warming,)
(this man is dissatisfied.)
Yong Man gave compliments to speed up the talk.
(He continued to give compliments.)
(Yong Man wanted to speed up the shoot.)
Hun Su, you are the man.
He is circling his hand.
My goodness.
While it's important to entertain the viewers,
dragging on with the shoot...
- will tire us out. - That's right.
We will become tired.
That was the meaning of his thumbs up.
(Do these two things when the shoot is going slow.)
You need to become the talk of the town...
to be the most searched person online.
Let's check out the related search words...
- of the guests. - They are important.
(The King of Talk Battle)
It's a laptop.
(A high-technology machine appears.)
It's a high-technology system.
Hyeon Gyeong is smart.
I will type in Kim Yong Man first.
- Kim Yong Man. - She looks like a career woman.
- My goodness. - A career woman.
Related keywords are Ahn Jung Hwan, Jung Hyung Don,
Jee Seok Jin,
and... I don't know if I should reveal the next one.
- What is it? - "Banned from being on TV".
(Banned from being on TV)
(She reads the related keywords.)
- It's in the past. - That's right.
What are Kim Soo Yong's keywords?
It looks like it doesn't have much battery.
I can charge the laptop with an auxiliary battery.
- I see. - I will resume my search.
That's fascinating.
Is this a sitcom?
(It's not a sitcom.)
- What are his related keywords? - "Hair transplant".
- I guess people talked about it. - Yes.
- Is there "Soo Dragon"? - Yes, there is.
There is "Soo Dragon".
I would like to add a related keyword.
"Illegal entry to a country".
- "Illegal entry to a country". - That's intense.
It's a scary topic.
Doesn't it suit Soo Yong?
It suits his image.
It was Soo Hong...
- who formed Gamjagol. - That's right.
He suggested that we release...
a Christmas carol album under the name, Gamjagol.
We had planned to retire like Seo Taiji and Boys...
and go to the US.
At the time, I suggested it...
because Yong Man was worked to the bone...
when he was very popular.
Back then, he was tied to a broadcasting station.
He couldn't go to other broadcasting stations.
He had to be on every program he was sent to.
- It must have been hard. - He was in 11 programs.
- He was in 11 programs. - He was a rookie, too.
- I did as I was told. - He had only just debuted.
- That's right. - Seeing him in the hospital,
Gook Jin, Soo Yong, and I got mad.
We said we shouldn't be worked to the bone.
That's how we formed a group.
People said that the four members of Gamjagol...
will retire altogether from the industry.
- There were rumors. - It had gotten out of hand.
That's right. I moved to MBC.
There were rumors about fights and expulsion.
Anyway, we decided...
that we will study abroad.
We were still young.
Soo Hong orchestrated everything...
and went to the army.
- He went to the army. - I learned that...
- I couldn't go to the US. - You looked into it.
- I see. - The rest of us decided to go.
Gook Jin and I went to the US.
However, Soo Yong didn't come. When I called,
he said he couldn't get the visa.
(Why was that?)
To be frank, we suspected it...
- to be an excuse. - You thought it was an excuse.
We thought he wants to be stay in the business.
That's why we left early.
He made an international call. "Soo Yong, what's up?"
"I am in Vancouver. I will enter the US illegally."
My goodness.
Why would you enter the country illegally?
We obtained the picture of him...
- at the time. - He sent me that picture.
It was taken in Vancouver.
- He said, "Trust me." - It was on Instagram.
I am reading a newspaper.
It shows that you are in Vancouver.
He showed us that he is trying his best.
You showed them that you want to go.
He said, "I have a way of entering the country."
"I will play golf and hit the ball out of bounds."
"Then I will pretend to pick up the ball."
He said he can cross the border that way.
- That was one way. - He will walk over.
If he gets caught, he will blame it on the ball...
that went out of bounds.
Was the golf course over the two countries?
Yes, it was over the US and Canada.
He went to the golf course to investigate.
However, he found that a cliff divided the countries.
(A cliff divided the countries.)
While he could pick up the ball,
he couldn't climb back up.
(I miss you, Yong Man and Gook Jin.)
From the top, I could see animal bones.
Don't exaggerate.
Why would there be animal bones?
- He is making it funnier. - There were animal bones.
Bones don't rot.
- I am serious. - Maybe they are there as a warning.
I gave up and consulted a friend.
I asked for advice.
He suggested falling off of Niagara Falls.
However, the rate of survival would be close to zero.
My goodness.
- That goes without saying. - Did you have to ask?
Some people survived.
Some people survived. Other suggestion was...
going to Mexico.
- Mexico. - Then I would have to go to Mexico...
from Canada.
Then I would cross the border...
with drug cartel members.
He said there could be gunfights.
- Gunfights. - That goes without saying.
- It's dangerous. - There is 60 percent chance of it.
Then I would die or obtain a grave injury.
- A grave injury. - That's right.
It was a dangerous route.
- Then there was a cheap route. - What is it?
- What is it? - It would cost 1,000 dollars.
It would cost 1,000 dollars.
The journey would also start from Mexico.
I will jump into the water...
before the ship reaches New York.
- You will be dropped off there. - Then I swim.
(I will jump into the water and swim.)
I will swim to the Statue of Liberty.
- Let's end it here. - Please stop.
- Should I stop? - Yes.
- You exaggerated too much. - Gosh.
- I gave up and came back to Korea. - That's enough.
(He ended up coming back to Korea.)
(Their talk will continue next week.)
That's why we ordered some Chinese food.
(Three Meals on Happy Together)
This show exploits the guests like slaves.
Please tell us more stories.
(Slave Together)
(The real fun starts next week.)
I need you, Baby
(We'll show you how funny Big Mouth can be.)
"Tell him to leave now."
It's true. My mother asked,
"What does he do for a living?"
It's a true story.
(This is what I do for a living.)
(Which one is more boring? Soo Hong or Soo Yong?)
Soo Hong!
(Soo Hong gets furious.)
(Seok Jin feels sorry.)
This is not how you play this game.
(Will they be able to go home next week?)
(Talk Dream Team, Round 2)
(I'm a girl group member in Korea.)
(Girl groups have to deal with high expectations.)
(Let it all go.)
(Finally, today,)
(I will let myself go.)
(Girl group members will let themselves go.)
(Find out the secrets they've been hiding.)
(They go wild with cheerful energy.)
(Enjoy your holiday watching their singing contest.)
(Stay tuned to see their faces without makeup.)
("Girl Group Singing Contest" will be aired tomorrow.)
(Happy Together)